Just Breathe

greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

(Source: longful, via confirmance)

a-pedophile-potato:

weedjoke420:

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

(via gnarly)

  • hot guy : you're hot
  • me: *chokes on air*
  • me: uhmm ---
  • mom: wake up sweety, time for school
  • me: FUCK

boom clap the sound of my ass

(Source: susemoji, via penisvvrinkle)

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via pizza)

What if there is no sun?

(Source: thor-cat, via stormbornvalkyrie)

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

(Source: forsakers, via confirmance)